Tip 68: How To Do A Striptease

Alright, let me tell you what I like to do.

1. Pick a song that you feel smoking hot to. I’m about to upload my “sexy playlist” from itunes, but it should be something that you get turned on just by listening to.

2. Tell him you’ll be right back, lower the lights and set up the song on your way out. If you have some kind of ipod remote, that’s best, but you can also tell him to click play when you’re ready.

3. I like to start by entering through a door. It’s a really easy prop to work with (especially if you’re in heels. It helps you get your balance.) You can hold on to the door frame and do a hair flip (men love this… I think it’s probably cause they can’t do it themselves?) or maybe do a booty up move. This is where you bend your knees till you’re squatting to the side, and then keep your legs straight and your back arched as you roll up.

4. You can play there for a little bit, and then start to walk towards him. Keep your eyes locked with his, and then turn around and grind on his lap, just for a second. The trick is to keep him wanting more. Remember, it’s a TEASE.

5. Now we come to the actual removal of clothes. I personally like to start in lingerie (hence the leaving the room) but you can just as easily start with all your clothes on and strip down. Never show him what he really wants to see. That’s for later. So for example, when you take off your bra, make sure your back is towards him. Toss your hair over your shoulder and give him a sly smile as you unhook. But before you do that, let’s talk about one of my favorite moves.

6. Now, I LOVE thigh-highs. I think they’re extremely sexy, and I’ve always gotten good reviews. So, either kick off your heels seductively, or add them into this move if they’re strappy. Place your thigh-high-clad leg up on wherever he’s sitting, either next to him or in-between his legs. Slowly roll down from the top (make sure your feet look pretty!) You can then put the stocking behind his neck and just BARELY pull his face into your cleavage. Like I said, it’s a tease. Then do the bra thing, blah blah blah. Don’t take your panties off.

7. When you’re done, straddle him and start making out with him. It’s okay if the song isn’t done yet, just let it run out.

8. Don’t feel like you have to do tons of choreography. Keep it simple. You’re getting naked in front of your dude, he doesn’t need the Rockettes to be satisfied.