Your Guide To Women

I attempted to upload the songs but apparently they “weren’t MP3s.” Psh. Whatever, tumblr. Suck a dick.

Aaaaaanywho…

These are my sexy songs for all types of stripteases.

1. I’ve Got Your number, By Elbow

2. Kiss, by Prince

3. Fever, by Peggy Lee

4. Closer, by Nine Inch Nails

5. Crazy Bitch, by Buckcherry

6. Toxic, by Britney Spears (I actually think the glee cast version is hotter. I’ll allow you guys to pass judgement on that one)

7. Bread & Butter, by Hugo

8. Do You Want To Touch Me (Oh Yeah), by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

9. Bell Luna, by Jason Mraz

10. Better Man, Martina Sorbara

p.s. I thought about adding Pour Some Sugar On Me to the list, but come on. I can’t be like every other sex blog. How boring.